Now, there's a chance that it could be down to the 12 New Year's Eve Jagerbombs (that were definitely more Jager than bomb) that we were bullied into drinking on Monday, but after finding these pictures our brains have gone a bit wobbly.
Even without a hangover that would slay your average walrus we're willing to bet that you'll be left wondering what the dickens is going on.
To quote picture number 18... Physics, go home. You're drunk.
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things that are way too looooooooong
There's already far too much long stuff in the world. Long lectures, long division, long working days, long walks to campus, long train journeys home... I could go on, but I won't, because then this sentence would be far too long.
So, with the world already overstuffed with long-ness, why would you go and unnecessarily make things longer than they need to be?! We've started to gather these gratuitously long things all in one place, below, in the hope that it can help us make a stand against all this completely ridiculous, and frankly DANGEROUS long-ness.
1. These nails
2. This hair
3. This neck
4. This tongue
5. These ears
6. These ears
7. This cat
8. This horse's mane (and tail)
9.These shorts
10. These T-shirts
11. The ending to this film
12. These numbers
13. This TV series
14. This craze
15. These eyelashes
16. This book
17. This phone
18. This man's career
We're giving a £100 Nando's voucher to someone who 'likes' us on Facebook before the end of this month (January 2013).
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